Wow.

Sooo....Just read all my old blogs. . and I just... Wow.

Apparently, at the age of 19 , I was suffering from a severe case of NY Ghettoitis that no one felt the dire need to save me from. What in all of the holy effs was I even talking about? Some things, if you will, were kind of,sort of, funny and witty, educational even. And its quite entertaining how I would go from a sentence like  "Its great to know we can all come together around a common purpose. "  to a thought like .. "I'd like to formally congratulate my n*gga Buck50 da CEO on being the newest Producer on the Skull Gang movement" in a nanosecond. It's almost a bit scary, but to give my self a very much undeserving benefit-of-the-doubt, I ,in fact, WAS 19. My idea of entertaining my friends was to write things in my good ol' gangster lingo and promote their premature ventures.

I also find it funny that,now, at 23, almost 24 (going on 40), my vocabulary has become "uberly" polished [what an oxymoron] to the point where my friends tell me that I talk like a "White girl". I'm sorry friends, I had no idea that speaking properly and using the occasional "big word" makes you a White girl but I'll be quite sure to check that box next time I am filling out forms that requires you to include your race. Hispanics who? Do NOT get me wrong, when I'm just hanging out and relaxing, my inner 19 year will break out of me and you'll hear plenty of "YO's" and "Son's" and emotions being emphasized by the word "mad" (i.e. I'm mad hungry.. That was mad funny..), give me a break, I'm still a very proud New Yawker with a chance of bad attitude sprinkled on top. *shrug*

Point is, All this proper lingo mumbo jumbo was made even funnier when I was on lunch today with two co-workers at good old Mickey D's having a discussion about something we heard on the news; About a girl who wants to be taken off life support but the parents don't want to blah blah blah.. Anywho, we all agreed that the girl is only suffering more and should, in fact, be taken off life support, in which, I went on to use the phrase "They are only prolonging the inevitable." Who knew that such a simple phrase would have them both Stop ;Look at me in amazement; and then one of them blurted out "You're very smart.." My only reaction was a blank face, followed by a roar of laughter, and one question "WHAT??" It became even funnier when they kept repeating the phrase and getting tongue tied on the word 'Inevitable'. My 2nd co-worker proceeded to say "I would have just said 'the b*tch is gonna die anyway' but that sounds much nicer."

Safe to say I left McDonald's with a stomachache from laughing so hard. Gotta love good old NY ignorance. It's what makes our city so interesting and a place where there can't possibly,ever, ever be room for a dull moment.

That's all .

construction in order.
meanwhile... go enjoy the sun.

(khaled voice) tweeeterrrrrr besttttttttt

I have no idea where I've been all this time so dont ask....

what i do know is that you missed me. =]

i just cant seem to stay focused. dont think i can do a real update.

Happy birthday clara! smh im missin sofritos for THIS!

UHOH. twitterific is how im feeling. so just follow the leader. twitter.com/illyill
hop on it. turn ur swag on.

I'd sincerely like to thank tashana Boo for puttin me on to that driizzy drake a few weeks ago. wowee pure talent. loving him right now. go DL that mixtape "so far gone". u wont regret it. i promise ya.
"cause i just seen my ex girl,standing wit my next girl,standing with the girl that im fuckin right now...& shit could get weird..unless they all down, & so i stand clear, we from a small town..."
CRAZY

Jim jones just released his new album.pray for reign. Hm no reviews as of yet.... at least no opinions that id take any consideration to.... word. Thoughts? he was on hot 97 and he reached out to camron...... squashin beef??? sheesh good promo lol . sorry "na na na na" is effin annoying.

Chris n rihanna. wowee. im late cuz i havent updated . but pyschy mcpyscho is too much. but what did she do to provoke this? lmfao.

gotta watch TK kirklands stand up. he def got on woman the whole show but watever if you got it togther you should have no issues with t-t0-the-mothereffin-k! LOL

THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT WAS HORRIBLE. omg save ya money for the house on the right.. ended exactly like amityville horror. smfh. i dont ccare if i just ruined it for u. my life was ruined.

"treat ya like the first lady, ill put my barack in ya!! " lmfao. LOVE IT.
i only listen to the first two verses on "rockin that shit remix"...fab n juelz.... the rest is washy washed.

keri hilson is fly.


ok im done smutz. love ya. till next time

WHAT WE NEED a cup fo?

FUCK NO!  WE DRiNKiN OUT THA BOTTLE!

SOunds like something i say on a tuesday night! LOL. My liver must have uuber damage done to it. Its not even funny. LOL. Friday is my night, its so hard to resist to ice cold looking bottles of Pinot Grigio or of course my man Ciroc Obama. ...

"It aint hard to tell, i excel then prevail....."

LISTEN HERE. Deadrich is officially a movement.  
are you deadrich or deadbroke?
If it aint clothing, its parties, its music, its a lifestyle.  

www.deadrichclothing.com is crazy right now. OUR TEAM IS MAD SICK. SHouts to Cnice and

JasonRembert.... if you wanna know the latest in high fashion, urban fashion, the newest gadgets and accesories then you know where u can find the  best and the worst of fashion. I know you wanna stay fly.  ladies &&&& gentlemen. 

Come thru and Party with my buddy C-Nice for his 22nd birthday at Club Chemisty. The newest hottest spot to party in QUeens!!!! its the social event of the season (LOL) with performances by ViC DAMONE, ROBBiE NOVA, AND JOHN DEPP OF SKULL GANG. & dONT WORRY...just blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol....=-]

In other news, fake Louis vuitton are in full stock in canal street. GO COP THOSE ASAP. lmfao. you know i already got mine. =] im a cheap date. SIKE!!!! hi haters.

Tell  me how my mom comes and she goes.... do u want my hand sanitizer...it doesnt work for me, its sticky and burns my hands..... so she proceeds to handing it over and what was it.... JET DRY DISH WASHING LIQUID. SMFHHH lmao. wow. 

YO i dont blog no more cause im really running out of things to talk about. 

i know i know. sue me. 

well im out . and all that. and all that. 

BABY THIS COULD BE THE FUTURE. .

WWW. DEADRICHCLOTHING.COM

IM LEAVING IT AT THAT FOR NOW. 

ILL SMACK YA'LL WIT SOME SHIT TOMORROW.

HAPPY NEW YEAR KIDS. 

short n sweet. . .

Something I'm definitly not.. Lol.

So i been gone for an unnecessary amount of time, I apologize for the inconvinience. My computer commited suicide and I haven't had much interest in updating. The good news is me & JUJU started a book club, nerds much? Nahhhh lol. Stop pre-hating. Total of 3 members. Hit us up, join the club.so far We've read a total of no books. Lol. Feels empowering. =) .

Xmas is here,yet again. I'm passing around a petition to boycott buying gifts for 2009. As well as all birthdays must be held at and only at the major fast food chains, McDonalds,Burger King,Wendys, you get my drift. Times are hard and only getting harder. (Pause) 2008 is coming to a halt. All in all, A very interesting year in the chapters of my life. Defintly one book that I'm ready to close.Meanwhile, My new years resolution will be to make no resolutions. We set these unrealistic expectations for ourselves. So instead of being dissapointed, I'll save myself the agony. Everyone chirps that their going to change,and save,and buy this, and start that. Sike. Still aint doing shiet. A truer story has yet to be told. I would love everyone to start keeping it funky for 09. No stories about threesomes, no swipers swiping, and no pre-hating on each other. Sheesh. On that note, Merry Xmas You filthy animals, and a happy new year.


In other news, Holidays are in full affect. Home Alone 1 & 2 have been dvr'd and watched. Pockets are offically empty and Egg nog is flowing. Don't forget to leave Santa his cookies so I can go after and eat them, Don't leave them gifts unguarded if you know what's best .

Signing off,
The Grinch.
(Altough according to Yohan and Mariela I wasn't the one who actually stole Xmas...)


Uh oh Hate mail is gonna be in your mailboxes on monday morning.

my followers dont follow...

EFF IS THE POINT OF BECOMING MY FOLLOWERS. =D. JUST KIDDING . I KNOW IM A LAZY BLOGGER, WHO IN THE WRONG STATE OF MIND CAN TEND TO CHIRP A WHOLE LOTTA NADA. SHEESH.


UMM TWITTER.COM? HOP ON THAT ISH. SHOUTS TO sBRE3ZZZY .
THE NEW AIM? PERHAPS SHMERHAPS. I HAVENT BECOME AN AVID UPDATER YET CUZ I HAVE BAD MEMORY AND FORGET I HAVE IT. . BUT CHEA HOLLA AT ME. ILLYILL.

MY BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW. SOMETHING IM RATHER PROUD OF..OR SHALL I SAY HAPPY ABOUT. . IM TALKIN LIKE IM GETTIN A BIRTH AWARD FOR ACCOMPLISHING 20 YEARS OF MY LIFE. [OH EXCUSE THE CAPS,ONCE U CAP..THE CASE DONT STOP] . BUT I DO FEEL LIKE IM ENTERING A NEW BRACKET OF ACCEPTANCE AND MATURITY.. PEOPLE KNOW I DONT ACT MY AGE, ONCE I SAY IM "19" I GET LOOKED AT LIKE A CHILD, WHEN IN REALITY, MY MENTALITY IS FAR FROM THAT OF A 19 YEAR OLD. AT LEAST I'D LIKE TO THINK SO, AND AS IVE HEARD. BUT NOW AT 20.. ITS LESS OF A CHILD AND MORE OF MOVING INTO THE REALITY OF ADULTHOOD. SHOOT TIME TO START FIGURING OUT MY PATH IN LIFE. BUT AT THE OF THE DAY...IM STILLLLLL NOT 21. LMAO. SMH.

AHH IN OTHER NEWS, LAST NIGHT WENT PRETTY WELL,ASIDE FROM THE 3 ALTERCATIONS THE BOYS GOT INTO, THE MASSIVELY GAY POPULATION ON THE 2ND FLOOR, AND DRINKS BEING LIKE $15 A PIECE, EVRYONE STILL MANAGED TO HAVE A GOOD TIME, CEPT FOR A COUPLE PEOPLE WHO WOULDVE PREFERRED A MORE "HOOD" AMBIANCE, IT LOOKED LIKE EVERYONE WAS HAVIN A GOOD NIGHT. I DONT KNOW WHY PEOPLE LIKE STARTIN WITH THE BOYS....SHEESH THEY OBVIOUSLY DONT SEE HOW MY BRo'S GO ABOUT ISH. CAN WE JUST HAVVE A GOOD TIME, HATERS. SHEESH. MY DRESS WAS A MAJOR SUCCESS, MY SHOESSS WERE DEFINITLY CHECKED BACK IN TO THE COAT ROOM AND TRADED FOR FLIPFLOPS. HEY, CANT WIN EVERYTHING. MAYBE YOU CAN, JESSICA WON $600 ON LOTTO 2 DAYS AGO, GOSH WHERES THE LOVE?


THANKS TO THOSE WHO MADE IT LAST NIGHT, STRAIGHT CALLED OUTA WORK JUST TO BE WITH ME, SURPRISED ME, AND EVEN THOSE WHO HIT ME APOLOGIZING,
SAYIN THEY COULDNT MAKE IT, ITS ALL LOVE BABY. PICTURES WILL BE POSTED ON THE SPACE, THE BOOK,AND THE POSSIBLY THE BLOG SHORTLY. THANK U FOR YOUR PATIENCE. AND THANK YOU FOR FLYING ILLY AIRLINES. ENJOY YOUR STAY.

PARDON MY BACK.
PEACE SIGN/INDEX DOWN.